It's a silly story that might remind you of yourself, regardless of your facial hair configuration:
An old man napped every afternoon on a riverside park bench. One day some mischievous kids decided to prank the old guy by placing limburger cheese (the stinkiest of all cheeses) on his moustache. When the 'stache sporting geezer woke up, he noticed his world wasn't as fragrant as before his siesta. Overlooking what was literally right under his nose, he issued verbal citations to everything in proximity:
This bench stinks. That tree stinks. The park stinks. Those people stink. This whole world stinks.
If your whole world stinks, check your moustache.
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